Finally found an outfit to wear to Twilight New Moon on Friday…
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Three tsand moon
Published 11/17/2009 Uncategorized 2 CommentsTags: "three wolf moon", "twilight new moon", @tsand
Tags: "three wolf moon", "twilight new moon", @tsand
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When my Three Wolves and Moon t-shirt is became thread bare I could feel its magical powers waning. The ladies only flocked to me in pairs and not by the dozen as they had before. I knew I needed a replacement and felt like I could take things up a notch. Especially with winter coming. I needed a shirt that was warm, magical, and said “Hey What You Looking At?”
So I bought the three tsand moon t-shirt. I swear to God this is true. When the mail carrier delivered my t-shirt she asked me where she could get this t-shirt. She did not even know what was actually inside but she could just feel its magnetic power. When I first donned the t-shirt the mail carrier had to shield her eyes from its glorious brilliance. I will not bore you with what happened next, but it was 10x greater than anything that ever happened in my old dusty three wolves and a moon shirt. What a piece of junk I now know that shirt to be.
Anyway I have know worn my 3 tsands and moon t-shirt for 99 hours straight. I have never felt such power. I am quite certain my chest hair is growing faster and interweaving with the shirt. Soon the tsands will be three dimensional and a part of my right lung, liver, and spleen.
Tomorrow I am going to try something really bold and combine my tsands and moon t-shirt with my green and gold zubaz. Then I think the magic will really unfold. Meanwhile I am hoping the dopes I hunt with don’t have their own tsands and moon t-shirt because I plan to fill the deer pole at camp on Saturday all by myself, thanks to my 3 tsands and moon t-shirt.
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